January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like
True story- Once I went to a bachelorette party because I’d never been to one and wanted to know what was up. We were at the bar and everyone had their drinks and they decided to play I’ve Never… where someone says something they’ve not done and those who have done it then have to drink. I got a bit annoyed at the concept since I’d never even kissed a guy before and would therefore not be able to drink at all at this point. This is when I then declared myself out of the game because I’ve never done anything and I didn’t intend to stay sober just because of the rules. So as they went around saying stuff and outing themselves, I was just in the corner enjoying my beer casually and silently judging the others.